Chris Evans: a summary in text posts
i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
… bbq sauce.
GEL PEN INK LMFAO
flower crowns are so last week.
everyone knows this is what’s in
remember the first few seconds of Romano’s introduction we all thought he was going to be some shy, cute guy
but no we end up with some asshole
and yet we still love him